Birdshit

Birds nests are beautiful things! Ma and pa swallow have set up home above the door to our room. There are 5 baby birds to ooh and aah at and there is a lot of birdshit. I've never seen birdshit with a 3-dimensional quality before - but this birdshit is puffy and piles up and gives the same effect as wax dribbling down a candle holder. It's cascading over the woodwork and everytime i walk home I get a sense of "yuk" - Once the young'uns have flown the nest, there will be some serious birdshit clean up to do!